I am officially back for good now. That last blog seemed kind of dramatic since nothing followed after writing that one sentence, but I have a good excuse for it, I guess. It's just that I have been watching a lot of South Park lately, and it's an amazing show. Before I start with the blog though, tell me, how have YOU been, all of my american viewers according to last month at least. You're good? That's great. Oh me.... I have been better. This extended vacation has started to take a toll on me. We decided that I should take what is essentially a gap year. We didn't start any application preparations last year so we lost some time this year. I have just been living like a hermit now for the past five months, coming out of my shelter to feed and work out. Recently I began my driving classes, stick-shift. I got pretty good at it, considering that the first time on the road had me stalling the car engine a hundred times over. It was the parking test where I showed my true colors. According to my instructor I parked like a pro. According to the examiner that was the opposite. I screwed up the entire track. I had to do an extra two hours of class and repeat the test. If the devil existed, he surely gave me the same instructor twice, which destroyed all hope. I passed in the end, but the instructor warned me about the final RTA test which use motion-sensors to detect the slightest mistake from the driver. Did I forget to mention a police officer sitting in the backseat and an examiner in front? If there was anything more they could do to pent up the pressure, I would sitting on the roof Mr. Bean style.
I'll continue the rest tomorrow.
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