The Life of an Ambivert

 I should start finding alternatives to how I begin these posts, because very frequently do I start them off with some iteration like, "It's been quite some time" or " too much time has past'' etc.  It has been been 84 years since I wrote my last post. I can't be bothered to remind myself what I had written about. Best case scenario, it makes me nostalgic. Worst case, I die from embarrassment. I have been meaning to write something for a while, don't get me wrong. I just haven't found anything to write about. Granted, at first I thought it was because my life had been pretty uneventful these past few months, but that's not the case. It's been pretty spectacular lately. Maybe there was a different reason. Perhaps I strayed from the original intent that I had for this blog. So, here I am, once again, willing to breath in renewed life into this creation. Today's story is about how I burned my back. Picture me, a mere child at 12 years old...